My Friend, Wendell Berry
My friend, Wen
 dell Berry
 bought a pocket watch
 like this one:
 
 
 for 25¢
 off the back of a truck in San Francisco
 He was real excited and happy
 about his shrewd deal.
 I, a sophisticated midwesterner,
 with an $80
 
 
 watch
 like this one:
 given to me by my mother
 was simply unimpressed
 and a little amused.
 You see, Wendell is from
 a couple of miles
 below the Ohio River
 and I’m from several
 miles above the Ohio River
 in the lap of culture.
 Well, yesterday, my $80 watch
 broke
 and Wendell offered
 to sell me his watch for 50¢
 —that would be a 100% profit!
 So I went to
 this discount place, Baz’r,
 and bought a watch
 like this one:
 
 
 for $3.66. Obviously a better watch
 than Wendell’s.
 But I ain’t never
 talking to Mr. Wendell Berry again.
                
                    
                        Notes:
                        
            
                        
                                                
                                                                    
                            This poem was previously published in Hey Fella Would You Mind Holding This Piano a Moment (Ithaca House, 1974) and is reprinted here by permission of William J. Harris. It is part of the portfolio “I Hope You Like Being Here with Me: The Work of William J. Harris,” curated by Howard Rambsy II.
                    
                        Source:
                        Poetry
                                                                                                                                                                    (February 2023)